Dear Snow,
I would really appreciate it if you would go away. It is far too cold here in Utah. Today when I was going to Church I almost slipped and broke my leg. You don't want me to break my leg do you? Yes... I know... you are very pretty, but I think you are pretty when you first fall and you are all powder... not this slushy mess outside. I also find it very scary to drive to work when you are on the roads. Allen and I both get scared when I have to drive in you. Please don't make my husband worry. He has enough on his plate. He is applying for graduate schools and working and taking finals and playing Frisbee and helping me... he shouldn't have to worry when I go to and from work. If you really have to fall... why don't you just fall in the Mountains. I promise I will get all bundled up and go and play in you. I think I would like you a lot if you that were the case. Or if you could fall so much that Alpine School District would cancel the next 10 weeks of school until you melt, then I would be okay with you. But this isn't Oregon... they don't cancel school because of you and you don't just fall in the mountains so I can't plan a snow tubing day. So I would really appreciated it if you would melt and not come back. Is that too much to ask. It is nothing against you... well maybe it is.
Sincerely,
Cameo Sabey
5 comments:
I second everything you say Cam!
So I can help you, move to Hurricane! It snowed here but was gone and the roads were just wet like after a rain by 9am!! And we can go 20 min up I-15 to New Harmony and have all the fun in the snow we want!! And our schools do close when it snows to much! So there is your answer!! Love ya! Ü
cute :)
I haven't even experienced the snow this year...as there was no snow when we went to the hospital (dec 4), and then when we left on Dec 6, it had magically appeared...i've been spending the days indoors with my sweet newborn--it is a good way to avoid the snow :)
My advice to you: drink hot chocolate! yum..... :)
ha ha! funny girl. I remember when I was prego with Jenna I fell on the ice up on campus and cried and cried. Nate had to take me out to Tuccano's to make me feel better... and I did:)
Dear Cameo,
Move here and play outside with me in short sleeve shirts and a pony tail. I will not make you slip and fall. I will only be your best buddy and go shopping and do sewing projects with you.
Love,
Mindy
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